If I make a point to tell you all the embarrassing aspects of my life and act humored by them instead of blushing sheepishly, will I come off as confident and subsequently desirable?

These are things I do when I’m intoxicated (either literally or by hope), and I don’t think it really works. It just makes you think of me as that funny friend who told you that ridiculous story one night after spending a hundred dollars with the heavy handed bartender from Lymrick. In the end I also look creepy.

I am so exhausted though and am often relieved when my lame plans fall short. I’m left thankful for the friendship that initially stood in my way; its the only thing that keeps you from seeing how transparent I actually am.

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