Watching Cheaters makes life seem really terrible, yet also hilarious. It’s like they’re making fun of their clients. I don’t really get it, but it works. I am not confused. I am fine. Also, I really want an Xbox. I’m glad Webb and I had that talk last night and realized everything is fine between us. I am SOOO excited for Scotch/Card/Concert DVD night with Bobby, Mark and whoever else. It’s the ultimate old men’s night. And I am the ultimate old man!